1) Mark Bellhorn is now a Yankee and can strike out whenever he feels like it.
2) The US poverty rate went up again--that's every year since GWB came in.
3)If he wants to keep his habits away from his kids, Art Garfunkle needs to find a friend's apartment or something to get high at.
4) Transperformance MVPs:
--King Radio as Steely Dan
--Winter Pills as Yo La Gershwin
--Unband as Kiss
--Fawns as Blondie
--Apollo Sunshine as Jimi "not from New York" Hendrix
best quickies-- Philip and Flora as John and Yoko; Russ and Henning as Harry and Nilsson.