In "we all just simple wacky country folk" news,I was driving down rt 5+10 near Yankee Candle, when 2 cop cars came out of nowhere (opposite directions) and pulled over by the side of the road.
As I got nearer I saw that what they were after was a poor mangy runaway COW. Was it a mad cow? Let's hope not. I think it was a cow that just wanted to buy some candle, any candle, that didn't smell like a meadow full of cows.
But I wonder, how were they going to make the cow fit into a police car after it was caught?
onto more progressive matters--
meet George Jetson
http://www.moller.com/skycar/
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