The Living Rockumentary

If you enter www.schoolforthedead.com in Gizoogle.com, this is how our front page text reads:

Hello, welcome ta tha Schoo` fo` tha Dead . know what im sayin?. Pleaze consult this directory so's you don't git lost.

Rockumentary: This is our live ongo'n web blizzog W-H-to-tha-izzich we cizzall tha Bustin' Rockumentary from tha streets of tha L-B-C. It's tha heart of Schoo` fo` tha Dead on tha web. It's a messin' constantly ballin' saggin'. Also, hizzy you will find Yo Own Rockumentizzles our public bulletin board system n shit. Stizzay by n say hello. Like this, "Hello."

Tizzy: Here you can find out where our nizzay appearances is going ta be.

Music: This is tha place ta go fo` clockin' ta n steppin' music.

Pictures:Here we are.

Gig Diary:For each shiznow we play, we create a page that has our written takes on tha experience, accompanied by photos of us n you, playlists, n scans of activity pages if applicable.

Press:Here you can see whiznat tha media has been messin' `bout us in articles, interviews, n reviews.

The Boys:Schoo` fo` tha Dead is a thing mizzle up of individuals. here you can learn a shawty `bout these individuals, even if tizzle is kind of creepy, whizzay they aren't, or is they?

Store:T-Shirts, Buttons, Pusha n tha like is availabe here.

Press Kit:You might be mizzy interested in our press kit pizzy if you is a poser book'n agent, or record label. You can see our bio n fact sheets n find printable pictures n brotha n whateva else you could imagine.

Kind of funny. A little stale. But mostly funny.