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There I was outside just a few hours ago. I was standing at the end of the driveway beneath a giant eclipsed full moon.Did I look up?
No.
It wasn't that I didn't know about the eclipse. In fact, I had already looked into when the best time to go out and see it was. The article said 10:00PM. Well, there I was outside in the bitterly cold at 9:45. What was I doing? Taking out the trash.
What did I do when I was done with the trash? I came inside and watched Project Runway. I never looked up once.
What a maroon.
3 comments:
is that a reference to the science fiction film from the 1970's entitled, "Marooned"?
That depends. Would you respect me more if it was?
Actually it is a reference to Bugs Bunny. I almost also included "what a ningcowpoop".
I liked when Christian dubbed the shorter side of his hair "the business," the other "the party," and his face "the moneymaker."
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