I'll start. "We ain't goin' to math today, teach. We're stayin' out here to smoke and that's that".
ok, now you. you can do much better, I'm sure.
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"Thanks but no thanks, man. I got my Honda scooter ad, Bobby's got a new movie comin' out with Fiona and Tom's gonna be a TV star on the new Fox network. We really don't need to be talkin' to no Disney."
"have we seen your wife? she might be in the trailer with Gene Simmons. You'll have to get past us first. We'll tell her you were looking for her. See ya Newman"
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"Thanks but no thanks, man. I got my Honda scooter ad, Bobby's got a new movie comin' out with Fiona and Tom's gonna be a TV star on the new Fox network. We really don't need to be talkin' to no Disney."
Face the facts, Tom. George and Roy aren't coming back with your Jaguar. You're a Stationary Wilbury now, man.
"What do you mean there's only 10 people out there and only 3 of 'em paid? We're not gonna go on yet! You get out there and s t a l l, man!"
"I said s t a l l. . ."
I think Rick wins. The bong spammer does not. But I'll keep it going:
"No, Randy, you cannot try on my leather jacket. And stop asking us for drugs. I think the dork trailer is over there. Don't get your khakis dirty."
One more:
"have we seen your wife? she might be in the trailer with Gene Simmons. You'll have to get past us first. We'll tell her you were looking for her. See ya Newman"
Nope. Not me. Your "dork trailer" wins. Priceless.
ok, one more?
"We're voting you off, Tom. You may have the funny voice, but you ain't got the Jew-fro"
(I proudly sport a Jew-fro, so no nasty comments)
"Has anyone seen my ferret?"
lou- 'is that a banana in your pocket, man?'
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