Shortest Day Of The Year?

Shortest day of the year, you say? I find that hard to believe.

I went to an ear, nose, and throat specialist yesterday to see what was going on with my inner-ear and he prescribed me Anti-Vert, which they also give to people who have or are about to have motion sickness. I figured that I may as well try it. So, this morning after eating my daily bagel I popped a little blue pill. The day hasn't seemed very short to me.

Blecch, may cause drowsiness is right, may cause uselessness might be more accurate. Unless you think it's useful for me to stare out the window for three hours straight. It's worn off now, but if I take another one of these pills, I'm gonna cut it in half first. Then I'll probably cut my throat while swallowing.

"All In A Day's Work" (just like I used to read in Reader's Digest.)

While I was on the phone with the ear, nose, and throat specialist, she paused and said, "Excuse me, I'm about to sneeze."

"You're the expert", I was heard to reply.

Delightful.