The Living Rockumentary

Whew. Thank you , Brian for posting. I was worried that I broke the blog with that unholy blend of dorky teachin' talkin' and shameless hip-hop boasting. While I've got your attention, though, here was the best couplet translation of them all:

I'm at the party screamin' "Get the doe, get the doe"/If I ever go broke, I guarantee to bounce back

Present at the soiree, bellowing "Acquire investments, acquire investments"/ If my income dissipates, I am categorically determined to finagle recovery of prosperity