tv-less, me.

Sorry, this is probably John Stewart fodder, but in the same press conference, Bush Jr. 1) endorsed the teaching of creationism ("intelligent design") AND 2) defended Mr. Moustache, Rafael Palmeiro, who just tested positive for steroids (he's a baseball player and friend of Bush). Palmeiro says he never took steroids and has no idea how they found their way into his bloodstream. I say it was via his moustache. Someone dosed him.

In completely unrelated news, if you oon begin seeing a guy that looks like Russell Brooks, aka Lord Russ, roaming the streets of Noho, Eho, Soho or Weho, you've not gone batty. He's back, he is. Or will be soon.