Friday, August 05, 2005

Vocal moments I hate

"You can take all the tea in Chinie uhhhhh...."

"AND VACATION DOWN AT THE GULF OF MEXICO-O-O! Ooh yeah!"

(And one of the keys to my own distaste for Billy Joel, Brian, are his many infractions).

"You're sa-POST to make mistakes!"

"Nononononononononnono, you hadtu be ay BEEGshotdeetcha."

"You TRASHED me out a-GAYAEEEEne"

I grant Joel knows how to McCartneyarily craft a hook but his vocal delivery, his lyrics, his attitude, his tone, etc. all curdle in my ears.

Two words: "We Didn't Start The Fire."

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