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Work in progress on the webpage looks good so far. Hey, don't forget a lyrics page, ya bastard, after all that dang typing I did! There are some typos and things here and there ("it's" when it should be "its" etc.) but would you rather I wait until there's more up there before I suggest minor adjustments or should I let you have 'em now?
And I suppose I should get going on my Scallions again so that can find a home there somewhere (maybe a link from the The Band page? Ultimately, each guy should have a link to something that's a little page of their own; that'd be cool).
So here's another Scallion I have already typed up. I'll do some more soon.
Success Affords New Wardrobe For Pop Singer Spears
Now that she has racked up her third straight platinum-selling album and grossed millions of dollars on several cross-country tours, teen pop singing sensation Britney Spears has happily announced she can make some necessary adjustments to her wardrobe.
“Previously I’d been stuck wearing clothes I had grown out of,” said Spears to a reporter for Teen Magazine on Thursday. “It had been a while since my salad days as a child actress on TV’s Disney’s Mousketeers Club. But since things have been going well for me as singer recently, I’ve been able to put some money aside to use specifically for new clothes that will fit the changes my body has undergone in the last several years."
As seen in some of her music videos, Spears often had to make do with outfits that were several sizes too small for her blossoming adolescent frame. Inadequate coverage in the midriff area had been a particularly noticeable problem. “It had gotten to the point where everytime you saw me in public, you could see my belly-button since my shirts were so small and could no longer cover my torso. Frankly, it was embarrassing but what could I do? I was just a poor girl from the south and money was tight back then, as tight as my clothes, you could say!” guffawed Ms. Spears.
Another area of concern was Spears’ burgeoning chest area. Stuffed into apparel that was insufficient for the size of her expanding breasts, Spears often found herself having to choke back tears at the unfortunate display of cleavage that resulted. “You just don’t know how hard it was,” Spears laments, sniffles perceptible in the grave emotion of her voice. “There I was, trying to do my best to live up to my image of the virginal girl-next-door singing happy-go-lucky love songs to my main audience of wide-eyed, innocent pre-teens when all the while my boobs are spilling out all over my top like I’m some cheap floozy exploiting my own body to sell records. I was so ashamed of my predicament. Thankfully, my fans could see right through it all and supported me long enough that I can now proudly go out onstage fully dressed and sing my heart out and not have to worry that some prurient individual might be gawking at some part of my exposed torso.”
Pictures:
Spears in leaner times
Spears showing off her new duds
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